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Come the revolution...
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Why is a teacher doing something wrong by trying to prevent truancy?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHaving had a new head teacher in place at my kids school who has had the audacity before the holidays to send out a letter saying that it is illegal to take your children out of school outside holiday times and that they would not OK any requests
You realise term starts 1 day later than you think it does? No rule says terms always start on Monday! The teachers start work one day earlier than the kids, just as you are requesting.now being informed by Mrs MF that on the first day of the new term the teachers are taking an Inset day!!!! Take it on the Friday you lazy workshy good for nothing's!!!!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I need a good excuse to get them off for 2 weeks.Originally posted by Alias View Postsay they have chicken pox and are going to be off all week?
Maybe that I am going to get them work cleaning chimneys?Comment
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Tell them that you're going through a messy divorce and unless you get two weeks off you'll dress up as Batman and chain yourself to the hour hand of Big Ben.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI need a good excuse to get them off for 2 weeks.
Maybe that I am going to get them work cleaning chimneys?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Who's going to teach your lazy bastards once you've shot all the teachers?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostLazy bastards.
Or are you planning to leave Special Educational Needs teachers alone?Comment
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Bankers.Originally posted by Platypus View PostWho's going to teach your lazy bastards once you've shot all the teachers?
Or are you planning to leave Special Educational Needs teachers alone?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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