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Tell them that you're going through a messy divorce and unless you get two weeks off you'll dress up as Batman and chain yourself to the hour hand of Big Ben.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI need a good excuse to get them off for 2 weeks.
Maybe that I am going to get them work cleaning chimneys?
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Why is a teacher doing something wrong by trying to prevent truancy?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHaving had a new head teacher in place at my kids school who has had the audacity before the holidays to send out a letter saying that it is illegal to take your children out of school outside holiday times and that they would not OK any requests
You realise term starts 1 day later than you think it does? No rule says terms always start on Monday! The teachers start work one day earlier than the kids, just as you are requesting.now being informed by Mrs MF that on the first day of the new term the teachers are taking an Inset day!!!! Take it on the Friday you lazy workshy good for nothing's!!!!
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We're taliking about MF here, the kids would be schooling him.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostTake them out and say you're going to home school them. Nothing illegal about that.
You'll just have to re-enroll them when you get back from your holidays
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Take them out and say you're going to home school them. Nothing illegal about that.
You'll just have to re-enroll them when you get back from your holidays
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It's like these bastards who get fined £250 for driving without insurance. FFS, fine them the amount it would cost to insure the ******* car for 12 months!Originally posted by BigTime View PostIf they don't give permission the council can fine you something like £100. No big.
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If they don't give permission the council can fine you something like £100. No big.
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Yep, unlike you antisocial miscreants, I can hold down a permanent job.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNah. Contractor.
You still perm?
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Disney hotel in Paris I was quoted £2200 for 3 nights.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDilemma next summer. Kids are finishing primary school. Baby BP in reception. I want to take them all to Disney.
How much is the fine going to cost me?
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Dilemma next summer. Kids are finishing primary school. Baby BP in reception. I want to take them all to Disney.
How much is the fine going to cost me?
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