So, my first ban

[EternalOptimist]

FFS Woman up!....it's what you are designed for

good point.
you never hear ME complaining when I am forced to sit on my machine playing games, drinking fozzies and f@rting all day

[Troll]

good point.
you never hear ME complaining when I am forced to sit on my machine playing games, drinking fozzies and f@rting all day

Is drinking fozzies and f@rting all day perchance related?

[NotAllThere]

Hey Cliphead,

Part of the rigorous selection process was a full Myers-Briggs profile, I only accept ENTP profiles for forum moderator positions. They were allowed to take the test multiple times until they got the answers right, seemed fair to me. The fact that NAT took all week should have been a sign...

Yeah, but I only had to take it three times to correct that I to an E.

[Halo Jones]

Just wait until you've stepped on a plug with bare feet, you'll know all about pain then

For those in the know: an old School D4 beats that

[SupremeSpod]

Wasn't it Spod who called it a right of passage on here?

Mention NAT's name in a thread title, job done (even if you're saying he's a good guy, go figure).

Welcome back sunshine!

Hope you had plenty of time to play around with your "Pi".

good point.
you never hear ME complaining when I am forced to sit on my machine playing games, drinking fozzies and f@rting all day

You're an example to us all!

Btw, is "Playing Games" a euphemism for w4nking yourself blind over youporn?

Cheers Nick.

No big deal, can read threads without participating which is my usual modus operandi anyway as long as I'm logged out.

No desire to create a sockie and spam. Do the time and come back when the sentence is up.

I still felt the need to explain why I was banned and highlight failings in the system / mod interpretation as is my right.

It's Admin's ball and he / she sets the rules such as they are, accept that or flounce

That's technically known as a "post-ban whinge" followed by "calm acceptance". See? I'm up on all the terminology

Mind you, I've had enough bloody practice.

******* hairy-arsed squirrels!

Yup. I agree that having a mini umbrella shoved up your bits can't be nice. Neither is trying to force a human out of your front bottom.

If it were that tough a job, God would've given it to a bloke.

[FiveTimes]

You women are always trying to make a big deal of that. Just wait until you've stepped on a plug with bare feet, you'll know all about pain then

or a piece of lego

[NotAllThere]

...Neither is trying to force a human out of your front bottom.

You women are always trying to make a big deal of that. Just wait until you've stepped on a plug with bare feet, you'll know all about pain then

I had a paper cut once. That really hurt. And as for a man-cold... well just be grateful that's something you women will never experience.

[SimonMac]

MF started a thread with my username (albeit spelled in the incorrect case) this morning. Please can we ban him? Please?

Isn't asking for someone to be banned a banning offence?!

[louie]

First ban, hahaha takes me back a few years.

[MarillionFan]

First ban, hahaha takes me back a few years.

I can picture Cliphead now in a darkened room, the monitor saying 'Reason you are banned : Date : xx/xx/xx' arms wrapped around himself, wild eyed, rocking backwards & forwards muttering 'Bastard! Bastard!'