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    #41
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I'm having the crappiest day known to man, this made me laugh for the first time today. Cheers me old mucker
    A crap day is getting an umbrella (a wee medical version), shoved up yer knob. Maybe there's a female equivalent but I really hope not.

    I'll write you a tune one of these days
    Last edited by Cliphead; 16 August 2012, 21:33.
    Me, me, me...

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      #42
      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
      Off topic Mr Cliphead, but why don't you come over to Bute for the highland games this weekend and get bladdered ?
      Ooh, I really could do that. Is there a bed left anywhwere? I could bring a banjo and get banned form somewere with taste.

      Seriously.
      Me, me, me...

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        #43
        Oh yes.

        Smear tests. Fun, fun, fun.

        I wrote a 'vagina monologue' once. It was called "I want my fanny back".

        As soon as you get involved in the whole childbirth and beyond, you kind of get used to your parts being public property.

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          #44
          Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
          Ooh, I really could do that. Is there a bed left anywhwere? I could bring a banjo and get banned form somewere with taste.

          Seriously.
          You could do that. I've got gigs saturday night and Sunday afternoon, so you could join in with me Would be interesting to hear what sex pistols and Billy Idol covers sounded like with a banjo player in the band

          Unfortunately, my accomodation is full but theres probably some going spare. PM me if you fancy it
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #45
            Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
            Oh yes.

            Smear tests. Fun, fun, fun.

            I wrote a 'vagina monologue' once. It was called "I want my fanny back".

            As soon as you get involved in the whole childbirth and beyond, you kind of get used to your parts being public property.
            Yup. I agree that having a mini umbrella shoved up your bits can't be nice. Neither is trying to force a human out of your front bottom.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #46
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              You could do that. I've got gigs saturday night and Sunday afternoon, so you could join in with me Would be interesting to hear what sex pistols and Billy Idol covers sounded like with a banjo player in the band

              Unfortunately, my accomodation is full but theres probably some going spare. PM me if you fancy it
              I'm up for that, get the accommodation sorted and I'll be there. Shout me the keys, played it all
              Me, me, me...

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                #47
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Yup. I agree that having a mini umbrella shoved up your bits can't be nice. Neither is trying to force a human out of your front bottom.
                You women are always trying to make a big deal of that. Just wait until you've stepped on a plug with bare feet, you'll know all about pain then
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Neither is trying to force a human out of your front bottom.
                  I only use the conventional bits for that

                  Awright, childbirth...
                  Me, me, me...

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                    I was going to start a thread asking where you were but NAT might have banned me.
                    and we didn't give a toss either...






                    Just kidding!!!!!!
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Neither is trying to force a human out of your front bottom.
                      FFS Woman up!....it's what you are designed for
                      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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