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So, my first ban

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    #61
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Yup. I agree that having a mini umbrella shoved up your bits can't be nice. Neither is trying to force a human out of your front bottom.
    Well I said lets try anal instead but no you said that would hurt too much
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #62
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      Well I said lets try anal instead but no you said that would hurt too much
      Fine. Bend over.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #63
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        I can picture Cliphead now in a darkened room, the monitor saying 'Reason you are banned : Date : xx/xx/xx' arms wrapped around himself, wild eyed, rocking backwards & forwards muttering 'Bastard! Bastard!'
        I must admit, the sudden shock of seeing the ban page, when you expect to see a nice list from clicking new posts link still gets me. If you ever get used to that, it's time to leave CUK IMHO.

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          #64
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Fine. Bend over.


          Just don't use the bigger of your strapons again
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #65
            Originally posted by louie View Post
            First ban, hahaha takes me back a few years.
            how's that ? You only joined Aug '12

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              #66
              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              how's that ? You only joined Aug '12
              Not the sharpest? Doesn't the fact we are talking about bans trigger a brain cell to fire?

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                #67
                Originally posted by louie View Post
                Not the sharpest? Doesn't the fact we are talking about bans trigger a neuron to fire?
                Me, me, me...

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                  Originally posted by louie View Post
                  Not the sharpest? Doesn't the fact we are talking about bans trigger a synapse to fire?
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                    You Googled it didn't you
                    Me, me, me...

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                      You Googled it didn't you
                      No, my head is full of random tulip like this, I am great at pub quiz's!

                      Unless they run by the dirty cheating EO
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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