So, my first ban

[SimonMac]

Yup. I agree that having a mini umbrella shoved up your bits can't be nice. Neither is trying to force a human out of your front bottom.

Well I said lets try anal instead but no you said that would hurt too much

[MaryPoppins]

Well I said lets try anal instead but no you said that would hurt too much

Fine. Bend over.

[louie]

I can picture Cliphead now in a darkened room, the monitor saying 'Reason you are banned : Date : xx/xx/xx' arms wrapped around himself, wild eyed, rocking backwards & forwards muttering 'Bastard! Bastard!'

I must admit, the sudden shock of seeing the ban page, when you expect to see a nice list from clicking new posts link still gets me. If you ever get used to that, it's time to leave CUK IMHO.

[SimonMac]

Fine. Bend over.

Just don't use the bigger of your strapons again

[FiveTimes]

First ban, hahaha takes me back a few years.

how's that ? You only joined Aug '12

[louie]

how's that ? You only joined Aug '12

Not the sharpest? Doesn't the fact we are talking about bans trigger a brain cell to fire?

[Cliphead]

Not the sharpest? Doesn't the fact we are talking about bans trigger a neuron to fire?

[SimonMac]

Not the sharpest? Doesn't the fact we are talking about bans trigger a synapse to fire?

[Cliphead]

You Googled it didn't you

[SimonMac]

You Googled it didn't you

No, my head is full of random tulip like this, I am great at pub quiz's!

Unless they run by the dirty cheating EO