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All agreed MF is the outright winner, then!?Originally posted by doomage View PostNo need for a poll.I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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Only if the prize is going to the ventriloquist; I'd be willing to bet 3/4 of the sockies on CUK are just him pretending to have even a single friend. His Rep page must look like the bottom of a sanitary towel bin.Originally posted by BolshieBastard View PostAll agreed MF is the outright winner, then!?Comment
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erm, for those of us who haven't yet had the pleasure of this, what exactly is this supposed to look like?Originally posted by Gentile View PostHis Rep page must look like the bottom of a sanitary towel bin.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostOnly if the prize is going to the ventriloquist; I'd be willing to bet 3/4 of the sockies on CUK are just him pretending to have even a single friend. His Rep page must look like the bottom of a sanitary towel bin.Originally posted by chef View Posterm, for those of us who haven't yet had the pleasure of this, what exactly is this supposed to look like?I belive this is the origin of the phrase "A bloody mess".Originally posted by original PM View Postmy thoughts exactly.
although i am not sure I want to know
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OK, now for MF imagine the green bits are instead red, and rather than compliments and shared laughter smileys there are a list of insults that read a bit like the ones that can be obtained from this random insult generator:Originally posted by chef View Posterm, for those of us who haven't yet had the pleasure of this, what exactly is this supposed to look like?
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostOK, now for MF imagine the green bits are instead red, and rather than compliments and shared laughter smileys there are a list of insults that read a bit like the ones that can be obtained from this random insult generator:

Why are you trying so hard to prove that you are ever so popular in this forum ?
Also, rep has lost its shine ever since repileaks came out. None of us really bother about it.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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I'm not. I'm stating that MF isn't popular, which is a different thing. Ironically, I think that MF is the only person that really cares about Rep; most normal people have CUK and all aspects of it firmly in perspective to the rest of our lives.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostWhy are you trying so hard to prove that you are ever so popular in this forum ?
Also, rep has lost its shine ever since repileaks came out. None of us really bother about it.Comment
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Member List - Contractor UK Bulletin BoardOriginally posted by Gentile View PostOK, now for MF imagine the green bits are instead red, and rather than compliments and shared laughter smileys there are a list of insults that read a bit like the ones that can be obtained from this random insult generator:


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