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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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I'm sure this man on the olympics said they started 3000 years ago! Its only 2012 so how would that work?!
WTF!? The Olympics have been going for 3000 Years?!?! There's only been 2012 years.....Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Oh no, oh no, oh no! It appears that these people could quite possibly be the future of this country.
I have heard the phrase "inspire a generation" used a lot over the course of the Olympics maybe it should be "let's just wait for the next generation, this one seems to be broken!"Comment
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Reminds me of one of favourite 'Worst Movies' - 'Shining Through', very much recommended to the bad movie buff, features Michael Douglas as a US Spy in Nazi Germany who couldn't speak any German so just had a bandage on his neck and a card saying in German 'Wounded in Neck', that would really work, and Melanie Griffith who is supposed to be a US citizen of German decent who, according to Sir John Gielgud, who should have known better then to appear in this film, said she has 'The Accent of a Berlin Butcher's Daughter' - when he himself said to her in German 'Ihre Accent!!!' with the accent of an English Pillock...
Melanie Griffith is so thick this what is said about her hearing about quite how naughty the Nazi's where:
"It was while working on this film that Melanie Griffith became aware, for the very first time in her life that Germans had done bad things to Jews during World War II, and she was quite outraged about it. This earned her the nickname "Brainiac" which was used in Toronto-area print media for some time afterward."Comment
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostI'm sure this man on the olympics said they started 3000 years ago! Its only 2012 so how would that work?!
WTF!? The Olympics have been going for 3000 Years?!?! There's only been 2012 years.....Comment
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostNo, that's all fine. The real head-scratcher is that, given Bradley Wiggins and co have had 3000 (or 2012) years to get it right, how come they still can't get the flag the right way up?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostNo, that's all fine. The real head-scratcher is that, given Bradley Wiggins and co have had 3000 (or 2012) years to get it right, how come they still can't get the flag the right way up?'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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I've only just found out that Anne Franck's Diary was real.
Can someone tell me if Bridgette Jones' is real or not ?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostNo, that's all fine. The real head-scratcher is that, given Bradley Wiggins and co have had 3000 (or 2012) years to get it right, how come they still can't get the flag the right way up?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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