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There is something disturbingly hypnotic going on with that Llama death-stare
I love it
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostHe shoots, he scores. The crowd goes wild!Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostAnd why only certain people? And why can only certain people smell it? A real puzzler
Mr C thought he needed an ambulance after a salad with it in..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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A few years ago, I was courting a lovely young lady from Barnstaple.
Charming in all respects except one. She referred to the act of "powdering her nose" as "going for a slash".
I found it most unedifying and her continual use of the term prevented my old chap rising to the occassion.
It didn't last long....Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostThat's nothing compared to fresh beetroot.
Mr C thought he needed an ambulance after a salad with it in...Comment
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Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View PostA few years ago, I was courting a lovely young lady from Barnstaple.
Charming in all respects except one. She referred to the act of "powdering her nose" as "going for a slash".
I found it most unedifying and her continual use of the term prevented my old chap rising to the occassion.
It didn't last long....
Couldn't agree more!
What's "going for a slash" got to do with snorting coke???
Unless she had a p155 at the same time?Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostThat's nothing compared to fresh beetroot.
Mr C thought he needed an ambulance after a salad with it in...Comment
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