Bee Keeping

[Robinho]

My old man used to keep bees. ATM there are too many keeping them and they're struggling to survive. Bit like all the bobs depressing the rates.

[Scoobos]

Be warned, if you want to get qualified in it - or take a course; the waiting list is unbelievable.

I was shocked when I enquired and wrote it off as I'm never in the same place to be able to commit to a course 3 years off.

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

It's also a myth that if you eat enough royal jelly you turn into a bee, like Timothy West did once.

BZZZ I know DS. BZZZ I BZZZ have BZZZ a spoonful BZZZ every morning BZZZ with my breakfast BZZZ and it's never BZZZ done me any harm BZZZ

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

Be warned, if you want to get qualified in it - or take a course; the waiting list is unbelievable.

I was shocked when I enquired and wrote it off as I'm never in the same place to be able to commit to a course 3 years off.

You mean all the Islington luvvie downsizers are all at it...

[AtW]

Bee careful

Bee gone sockie!!!

[AlfredJPruffock]

Near Aberdeen - there is a town named Effen - which had a legendary Beekeeper - and a Big Effen Bee ....

[xoggoth]

Darn bees are always dying out over something. Buncha wimps. Honey is pretty yucky stuff anyway. People could keep wasps instead and harvest paper or greenfly and harvest honeydew.

[AtW]

I worked with someone once who was insufferable know it all. Knew everything about everything. One day someone boned up on bee keeping to try to catch him out. Sure enough he knew it all. I fooking hate people like that.

[BS1397]

I knew someone who used to keep bees and apart from the honey they made excellent security guards as burglars would be put off the property, so he said.

[xoggoth]

That's odd. I read this today and then this afternon I got stung by a bee as I accidentally put my hand on it, only time since I was about 5.

PS The bee was ok.