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That's almost as good as DimPrawn who's been earning £500 a day for years coding HTML and ScooterScot who jet-sets around the world in luxury, all expenses paid, doing stochastic modelling. Lucky you.Hard Brexit now!
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A friend has done this, single friend, who tells me the ladies enjoy it. Not for me thanks, I think the wife would think I was going into crisis. Going for a number 3 on the head, number 3 on the chest and as you suggested, straight cut on the shoulders.Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postgetting back to the OP, you should really book yourself in for a back, sack and crack, underarms and maybe your legs.
Lots of footballers do it - so why not highly successful contractors
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Could never be true I guess...Originally posted by sasguru View PostThat's almost as good as DimPrawn who's been earning £500 a day for years coding HTML and ScooterScot who jet-sets around the world in luxury, all expenses paid, doing stochastic modelling. Lucky you.Comment
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When you're ready to retire, or have made your money and wish to move on, please do let me know what you do so that I can take overOriginally posted by Old Hack View Postass, I am not going to tell you, and trust me, whatever balls you put up in an attempt to get me to, will fail. Been in this area since 95 and there are that few people doing it, that if a contract comes into a pimps hands, I will always get a call. I kind of like the way that is, and there's nothing going to get me to tell you, or anyone else. But, Bob proof, I most certainly am. One of my clients tried off shoring some of the work I did for them, and 6 months later, came back to me, and have remained with me, with their tails between their legs.
Somethings, bobs just can't do, and I am leaving it like that.
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As if you have the brains ...Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostWhen you're ready to retire, or have made your money and wish to move on, please do let me know what you do so that I can take over
Hard Brexit now!
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