Where are all the Daleks?

[stackpole]

There was a Dr Who festival at Longleat or somewhere in Wilts about this time of year ,when I was in the UK , perhaps they are all there

What, heckling Silvester McCoy? Doing w @ nker signs with their telescopic claws?

[Dalek Supreme]

Just raising a sucker for the Dalek cause. Myself, I've been on holiday. The mercury swamps on Vulcan are delightful at this time of year.

[The Master]

Your witty repartee knows no bounds, Oh Great & Evil Leader...

You will go far, o trust minion.

[Fungus]

There was a Dr Who festival at Longleat or somewhere in Wilts about this time of year ,when I was in the UK , perhaps they are all there

I'm reliably told that the local bin man is a bit short sighted and he took them all away. They rather took to the land fill site. Reminded them of the home planet.

Green Daleks are for recycling. Black are for nuclear waste. According to the council. Not sure about yellow.

[TheMonkey]

Green Daleks are for recycling. Black are for nuclear waste. According to the council. Not sure about yellow.

Yellow = disposable sharps / biological waste.

What a way to go.

[Cyber Controller]

I dread to think what Purple Daleks are for...

Don't ask. It's not pleasant.

[DaveB]

I dread to think what Purple Daleks are for...

Animal feed and food "not fit for human consumption".

[The Master]

Animal feed and food "not fit for human consumption".

I bet Zeitghost would have a go. Those Kaled mutants can be a bit gristly though.

[DaveB]

I bet Zeitghost would have a go. Those Kaled mutants can be a bit gristly though.

And they're buggers to get out of their shells

[Fungus]

And they're buggers to get out of their shells

JUst make sure you don't eat ones that were open before cooking, and those that don't open when cooked. You'll get food poisoning.