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Previously on "Where are all the Daleks?"
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How would you suggest preparing one, Fungus? A little white wine, pepper, butter and tarragon perhaps?
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Originally posted by DaveBAnd they're buggers to get out of their shells
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Originally posted by The MasterI bet Zeitghost would have a go. Those Kaled mutants can be a bit gristly though.
And they're buggers to get out of their shells
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Originally posted by DaveBAnimal feed and food "not fit for human consumption".
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Originally posted by zeitghostI dread to think what Purple Daleks are for...
Animal feed and food "not fit for human consumption".
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Originally posted by zeitghostI dread to think what Purple Daleks are for...
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Originally posted by FungusGreen Daleks are for recycling. Black are for nuclear waste. According to the council. Not sure about yellow.
What a way to go.
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Originally posted by BitbucketThere was a Dr Who festival at Longleat or somewhere in Wilts about this time of year ,when I was in the UK , perhaps they are all there
Green Daleks are for recycling. Black are for nuclear waste. According to the council. Not sure about yellow.
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Originally posted by zeitghostYour witty repartee knows no bounds, Oh Great & Evil Leader...
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Just raising a sucker for the Dalek cause. Myself, I've been on holiday. The mercury swamps on Vulcan are delightful at this time of year.
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Originally posted by BitbucketThere was a Dr Who festival at Longleat or somewhere in Wilts about this time of year ,when I was in the UK , perhaps they are all there
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There was a Dr Who festival at Longleat or somewhere in Wilts about this time of year ,when I was in the UK , perhaps they are all there
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Where are all the Daleks?
They are all w@nking from home.
Exsperminate!
Note: this is the third time that I have used this Dalek joke on this board and I will now retire the joke permanently. Thanks for reading.
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