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    #11
    Originally posted by Support Monkey View Post
    I went into a brand new school yesterday, one of those academy schools and all the toilets are open plan, the restroom areas have no doors at all, you have the main corridor of the school and then a large alcove with the sinks and the hand driers in the middle and each side are the doors to the traps, so when you enter or come out of the trap you can be seen from the main corridor

    My first thought is what about the smell and the second thought is what if your having a rather noisy eartha

    stops the big kids beating you up in there or jacking up.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #12
      Bah! Blocked by the clientco. Reason: Tasteless.

      That's a bit judgemental don't you think?
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #13
        When I worked in North Carolina we used to go to this bar. The gents was a single urinal and a sit down bog next to each other. The door opened directly into the bar. One of the blokes with us went for a pi55 and forgot to lock the door. Mid Pi55 this bloke comes in and sits down next to my mate and starts firing turds down the loo. We could hear him outside. Oi you dirty bastard in a loud cockey accent. What he said was 1 - it stunk and he couldn't get away intil he finished his pi55 and 2 the guy was head height to his knob!.

        He left and left the door open so that the other bloke could be seen from the rest of the bar having a tulip.

        Great days!
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #14
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          stops the big kids beating you up in there or jacking up.
          that's what i thought, it obviously stops the kids hanging around in the toilet area, the traps have full length doors so you cannot see in. its just the hearing and smelling that might be a problem

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            #15
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            stops the big kids beating you up in there or jacking up.
            Up or Off?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              stops the big kids beating you up in there or jacking up.
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Up or Off?
              Beating up, beating off, jacking you off or jacking up, it all happens.

              Oh sorry, I'd forgotten you didn't all go to public school.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #17
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Oh sorry, I'd forgotten you didn't all go to public school.
                But Mrs BP did. I love the stories......

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