Mmm, Plopp.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
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In Germany I got a bottle of flavoured mineral water called “Love Juice”, plum flavour of course.
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Slightly off topic, but was slightly amused how the Germans make up words by concatenanting other words.
The best I came across was 'frauenbrusthoch', which appears to mean chest height.
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Sound like laxative chocolate to me.Originally posted by chef View PostPlopp, chocolate pieces with a runny chocolate center
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Büstenhalter means bra. Bust holder when translated literally.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostSlightly off topic, but was slightly amused how the Germans make up words by concatenanting other words.
The best I came across was 'frauenbrusthoch', which appears to mean chest height.
Abbreviated to BH in polite company, which snippet I picked up from a seminar on dressing for interviews.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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My missus never falls for thatOriginally posted by chef View Postsalty spunk sweets, apparently good for sore throats

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Admin could do with applying a bit of this to the forums as well...
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