Wazzing on the toilet seat

[Scoobos]

sometimes I jizz on it and the floor , I clean the floor but not the seat.

[Sysman]

Here's one answer to improve aim:

The Fly in the Urinal - Schiphol Airport Toilet Aim Improvement Technique

[administrator]

sometimes I jizz on it and the curtains...

You are xinetd.d and I claim my five knuckle shuffle!

[OwlHoot]

Wazzing is bad enough, but what about skid marks on the back of the seat?

Worse still when you only notice them after using the seat

[Spacecadet]

Worse still when you only notice them after using the seat

Thats because they weren't there before you used the seat!

[OwlHoot]

Thats because they weren't there before you used the seat!

[darmstadt]

And if you use the last sheet of paper on the roll and start a new roll, try and replace the old one instead of leaving it where it was. Its not fuclking difficult!

[doodab]

And if you use the last sheet of paper on the roll and start a new roll, try and replace the old one instead of leaving it where it was. Its not fuclking difficult!

Unless it's one of those dispensers that needs a key to open it in order to stop people stealing the bogroll.

[ThomserveBAS]

This is a disgusting habit of a lot of people in my current place, poor aim and even poorer hygiene.