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Previously on "Wazzing on the toilet seat"
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This is a disgusting habit of a lot of people in my current place, poor aim and even poorer hygiene.
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostAnd if you use the last sheet of paper on the roll and start a new roll, try and replace the old one instead of leaving it where it was. Its not fuclking difficult!
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And if you use the last sheet of paper on the roll and start a new roll, try and replace the old one instead of leaving it where it was. Its not fuclking difficult!
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostWorse still when you only notice them after using the seat
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Wazzing is bad enough, but what about skid marks on the back of the seat?
Worse still when you only notice them after using the seat
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Originally posted by Scoobos View Postsometimes I jizz on it and the curtains...
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Here's one answer to improve aim:
The Fly in the Urinal - Schiphol Airport Toilet Aim Improvement Technique
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sometimes I jizz on it and the floor , I clean the floor but not the seat.
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Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat. Sometimes you get pi55ed off.
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostWhat is wrong with people? Is it really that hard to lift it up?
Honestly - this country!
Goddam iPad autocorrect changed the poll question from waz to was... Sorry don't seem able to edit it - mods?
1)lazy selfish pricks
2)don't want to touch the toilet
Same for people who don't flush...
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Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View PostThose of us who were educated at public school will doubtlessly recall the old mantra "aim at the porcelain" so as not to wake the whole dorm (and, more importantly, the prefects) which invariably resulted in a week on school fatigues.
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