Reply to: Wazzing on the toilet seat

[ThomserveBAS]

This is a disgusting habit of a lot of people in my current place, poor aim and even poorer hygiene.

[doodab]

And if you use the last sheet of paper on the roll and start a new roll, try and replace the old one instead of leaving it where it was. Its not fuclking difficult!

Unless it's one of those dispensers that needs a key to open it in order to stop people stealing the bogroll.

[darmstadt]

And if you use the last sheet of paper on the roll and start a new roll, try and replace the old one instead of leaving it where it was. Its not fuclking difficult!

[OwlHoot]

Thats because they weren't there before you used the seat!

[Spacecadet]

Worse still when you only notice them after using the seat

Thats because they weren't there before you used the seat!

[OwlHoot]

Wazzing is bad enough, but what about skid marks on the back of the seat?

Worse still when you only notice them after using the seat

[administrator]

sometimes I jizz on it and the curtains...

You are xinetd.d and I claim my five knuckle shuffle!

[Sysman]

Here's one answer to improve aim:

The Fly in the Urinal - Schiphol Airport Toilet Aim Improvement Technique

[Scoobos]

sometimes I jizz on it and the floor , I clean the floor but not the seat.

[Pondlife]

I use the wash basins. Although #2's are a little tricky.

Just leave the tap running. It'll go eventually.

[hyperD]

I use the wash basins. Although #2's are a little tricky.

[SimonMac]

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat. One day you're gonna get pissed on.

FTFY

[BrilloPad]

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat. Sometimes you get pi55ed off.

[d000hg]

What is wrong with people? Is it really that hard to lift it up?

Honestly - this country!

Goddam iPad autocorrect changed the poll question from waz to was... Sorry don't seem able to edit it - mods?

Two possibilities:

1)lazy selfish pricks
2)don't want to touch the toilet

Same for people who don't flush...

[Mich the Tester]

Those of us who were educated at public school will doubtlessly recall the old mantra "aim at the porcelain" so as not to wake the whole dorm (and, more importantly, the prefects) which invariably resulted in a week on school fatigues.

No, but I remember wazzing in the prefects' mugs as the only little revenge any of us could exact. Pity the rather hapless prefect who had a brown mug.