sometimes I jizz on it and the floor , I clean the floor but not the seat.
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Wazzing on the toilet seat
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Here's one answer to improve aim:
The Fly in the Urinal - Schiphol Airport Toilet Aim Improvement TechniqueBehold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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You are xinetd.d and I claim my five knuckle shuffle!Originally posted by Scoobos View Postsometimes I jizz on it and the curtains...Comment
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Wazzing is bad enough, but what about skid marks on the back of the seat?
Worse still when you only notice them after using the seat
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Thats because they weren't there before you used the seat!Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostWorse still when you only notice them after using the seat
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And if you use the last sheet of paper on the roll and start a new roll, try and replace the old one instead of leaving it where it was. Its not fuclking difficult!“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Unless it's one of those dispensers that needs a key to open it in order to stop people stealing the bogroll.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostAnd if you use the last sheet of paper on the roll and start a new roll, try and replace the old one instead of leaving it where it was. Its not fuclking difficult!While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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This is a disgusting habit of a lot of people in my current place, poor aim and even poorer hygiene.Comment
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