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Happy Independence Day
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What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
An Englishman would celebrate American Independence day - Cretin
American would need a visa to work in the States - Stupid.
American, who gave up his citizenship to work elsewhere, then wanted to work in America - Cretin and Stupid.
Argh, I see where you are going with this.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostIt's just interesting, on a few levels, that an Englishman would celebrate American Independence day, or an American would need a visa to work in the States...Comment
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The day we lost America.... just imagine if we could still tax them, there would be no need for the government cutsCoffee's for closersComment
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We're going to eat pizza and watch Independence Day.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI'm going to visit the Bletchley Park enigma-cracking site in West Virginia.Comment
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I'm going to declare war on my underwear as after the curry last night I found weapons of mass destruction lurking there.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Closure of government departments should normally be celebrated. however as mentioned above the closure of our US tax offices was probably a mistake.
The yanks seem to get quite excited about becoming tax evaders.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostAh that's probably where they cracked the German code first, using the enigma machine they captured from a u-boat in a film.
What makes you think the history we're taught at school, and makes up part of our culture, is any less biased than what they are exposed to?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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