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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by russell View PostWhen they going to cure male pattern baldness, if they spent the money wasted on the LHC on that, I would have a full head of hair.Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostBecause it doesn't exist?!?!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostUnder the sofa?
Which means, as every chap knows, it probably won't ever be seen again.Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostThat explains it. Some Professor's missus found it while tidying the house and "put it away".
Which means, as every chap knows, it probably won't ever be seen again.
But no, every bloody morning I used to come down to the office to find that Gollum had pinched the golden trinkets and so I was on the Mobile of Mordor to Gimli, Boromir, Aragorn, Legolas and Gandalf to get a quest going whereby I could travel the four corners of Undying Lands in order to retrieve the Car Keys of Isengaard, the Gloves of Gondor, The House Keys of Doom, the Wallet of Westmarch and the Condom of Umbar.
Well, I would have used the Mobile of Mordor to do this but bloody Shelob had whipped that away deep within the tunnels of Cirith Ungol. Or as she used to call it: her side of the wardrobe.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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I heard that the physicists who study anti - matter, and Dark matter have booked time at CERN to look for the 'God Forbid' particle
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostI wonder what a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac physicist does?Comment
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