God particle found

[SimonMac]

Why is it called a God particle?

Because it doesn't exist?!?!

[doomage]

When they going to cure male pattern baldness, if they spent the money wasted on the LHC on that, I would have a full head of hair.

Likely the radiation from the LHC is accelerating your baldness.

[d000hg]

Because it doesn't exist?!?!

Because it's divisive and leads to armchair enthusiasts making ludicrous assertions?

[Doggy Styles]

God particle is 'found': Scientists at Cern expected to announce Higgs boson particle has been discovered on Wednesday | Mail Online

Thank goodness.

Where was it?

[TimberWolf]

Thank goodness.

Where was it?

Under the sofa?

[Doggy Styles]

Under the sofa?

That explains it. Some Professor's missus found it while tidying the house and "put it away".

Which means, as every chap knows, it probably won't ever be seen again.

[hyperD]

That explains it. Some Professor's missus found it while tidying the house and "put it away".

Which means, as every chap knows, it probably won't ever be seen again.

Yeah, what is it with busybody wives that have this overwhelming OCD urge to swipe anything shiny from a table top into places hitherto unknown? I normally have all my essentials on my office desk, the logic being when I’m late, I pick all the very things that I need from one big pile on the desk immediately without having to run through a four page checklist.

But no, every bloody morning I used to come down to the office to find that Gollum had pinched the golden trinkets and so I was on the Mobile of Mordor to Gimli, Boromir, Aragorn, Legolas and Gandalf to get a quest going whereby I could travel the four corners of Undying Lands in order to retrieve the Car Keys of Isengaard, the Gloves of Gondor, The House Keys of Doom, the Wallet of Westmarch and the Condom of Umbar.

Well, I would have used the Mobile of Mordor to do this but bloody Shelob had whipped that away deep within the tunnels of Cirith Ungol. Or as she used to call it: her side of the wardrobe.

[EternalOptimist]

I heard that the physicists who study anti - matter, and Dark matter have booked time at CERN to look for the 'God Forbid' particle

[mudskipper]

I wonder what a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac physicist does?

[AtW]

I wonder what a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac physicist does?

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