Red wine all over cream sofa

[vetran]

Underpaid.

A diver I could never afford a Rolex.

Now I have a Rolex and a personal bodyguard to keep it safe while I'm swimming.

I haven't really but I could if I wanted to, honest

You are Dim Prawn and I claim my five pounds!

[BrilloPad]

You are Dim Prawn and I claim my five pounds!

Dim Prawn his his wife to look after his rolex. Alas I think she ran off with it. And ran off with the gardener too.

[norrahe]

You're a contractor

Chuck it out and buy a new one

Nah, I'm sure AtW will give him a good price for it.

[Old Greg]

Nah, I'm sure AtW will give him a good price for it.

It will be a step up from the stains on his.

[Paddy]

Red wine all over cream sofa? I trust you fired the butler.

[rd409]

Nah, I'm sure AtW will give him a good price for it.

And you don't have to deliver for next few years as well.

[MarillionFan]

If you pour 4 or 5 bottles of white wine over it, that should sort the problem out. Must be more than £50 a bottle. None of this cheap tulip.

[Diver]

Who got wined up and creamed the butler on a red sofa

[xoggoth]

I think milk is supposed to be good for removing blood stains. Or is it the other way round?

[AtW]

I'll buy it off you as long as you can deliver tomorrow.