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BrilloPad replied

2 July 2012, 14:19
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Dim. He's making up for lost time now he's officially come out. 5 rent boys a day, so it's been said.

Were you one of them?
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BoredBloke replied

2 July 2012, 14:15
Just pour more red wine over the rest of it to match. Now you have a nice red sofa that stiks of wine!
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sasguru replied

2 July 2012, 12:58
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Who got wined up and creamed the butler on a red sofa

Dim. He's making up for lost time now he's officially come out. 5 rent boys a day, so it's been said.
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AtW replied

2 July 2012, 12:19
I'll buy it off you as long as you can deliver tomorrow.
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xoggoth replied

2 July 2012, 12:00
I think milk is supposed to be good for removing blood stains. Or is it the other way round?
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Diver replied

2 July 2012, 10:28
Who got wined up and creamed the butler on a red sofa
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MarillionFan replied

2 July 2012, 10:24
If you pour 4 or 5 bottles of white wine over it, that should sort the problem out. Must be more than £50 a bottle. None of this cheap tulip.
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rd409 replied

2 July 2012, 09:12
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Nah, I'm sure AtW will give him a good price for it.

And you don't have to deliver for next few years as well.
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Paddy replied

2 July 2012, 08:54
Red wine all over cream sofa? I trust you fired the butler.
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Old Greg replied

2 July 2012, 07:39
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Nah, I'm sure AtW will give him a good price for it.

It will be a step up from the stains on his.
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norrahe replied

2 July 2012, 07:31
Originally posted by Diver View Post

You're a contractor

Chuck it out and buy a new one

Nah, I'm sure AtW will give him a good price for it.
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BrilloPad replied

2 July 2012, 07:12
Originally posted by vetran View Post

You are Dim Prawn and I claim my five pounds!

Dim Prawn his his wife to look after his rolex. Alas I think she ran off with it. And ran off with the gardener too.
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vetran replied

2 July 2012, 07:09
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Underpaid.

A diver I could never afford a Rolex.

Now I have a Rolex and a personal bodyguard to keep it safe while I'm swimming.

I haven't really but I could if I wanted to, honest

You are Dim Prawn and I claim my five pounds!
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Diver replied

2 July 2012, 07:00
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Don't you make the butler use it or use it in your eco shed?

My wife's aunt went out with a deep sea diver in the seventies. Came back from a swim to find his rolex had been pinched. Oh well I will just buy another one he said! Divers are clearly overpaid.

Underpaid.

A diver I could never afford a Rolex.

Now I have a Rolex and a personal bodyguard to keep it safe while I'm swimming.

I haven't really but I could if I wanted to, honest
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BrilloPad replied

2 July 2012, 06:50
Originally posted by Diver View Post

You're a contractor

Chuck it out and buy a new one

Don't you make the butler use it or use it in your eco shed?

My wife's aunt went out with a deep sea diver in the seventies. Came back from a swim to find his rolex had been pinched. Oh well I will just buy another one he said! Divers are clearly overpaid.
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