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Just killed my first wasp nest
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It's being used in a figurative sense, in that it is a community of insects. I've destroyed that community life, by destroying the inhabitants - hence "killed".Originally posted by Diver View PostHow does one kill an inanimate object like a wasp nest
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Do you mind, I'm trying to be pedantic and irritable, you are not supposed to give a carefully measured logical responseOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostIt's being used in a figurative sense, in that it is a community of insects. I've destroyed that community life, by destroying the inhabitants - hence "killed".
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We have a dead nest in the loft of our extension the size of a football, along with a couple of smaller ones, all seem to be inactive.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Probably waiting for your elsewhere.Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostWe have a dead nest in the loft of our extension the size of a football, along with a couple of smaller ones, all seem to be inactive.
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You mean you didn't detect the dripping sarcasm? I must try harder. Perhaps if I'd ended it:Originally posted by Diver View PostDo you mind, I'm trying to be pedantic and irritable, you are not supposed to give a carefully measured logical response
HTH BIDI.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Darn right. BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Xog isn't going to be very happy when he reads thisbloggoth
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What is that? You have to stand there spraying, or more like a smoke bomb you put down and then run away?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostUsed the can of wasp killer spray techniqueOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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You stand 3-4m away and spray the nest for a few seconds. Then you go closer and spray into the entrance. Then you run away.
The spray for wasp nests is under more pressure than a can of fly spray.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Nah.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYou stand 3-4m away and spray the nest for a few seconds. Then you go closer and spray into the entrance. Then you run away.
The spray for wasp nests is under more pressure than a can of fly spray.
You get in right close, then stick your eye right up to the main entrance so they can see the veins in your retina. You then say 'Little wasp, little wasp, come out before I blow your house away'. You then proceed to take each wasp on by swinging the can as a baton until they are all dead. Only a total wimp sprays them.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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