Tough shot, which do you go for?
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Snooker Poll
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Snooker Poll
7Take the easy pink14.29%1Squeeze the tight brown14.29%1Trick shot with balls in multiple pockets14.29%1AndyW is sat in the corner eating the chalk playing with his cue57.14%4Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Can the ball be on a string and you can pot a pink, pull it out, then pot a brown, then pull that out, then pot the brown again, etc, etc -
Can't you just show your kids how to play Snooker normally without doing a Tatchell.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostCan the ball be on a string and you can pot a pink, pull it out, then pot a brown, then pull that out, then pot the brown again, etc, etc
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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They've only just got interested in pool, so I have a few years to ramp in my lecherously perverted side...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCan't you just show your kids how to play Snooker normally without doing a Tatchell.
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I heard a great euphemism the other day: "I was in the right neighbourhood but in the wrong house".
People should employ more euphemisms.Comment
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Just about anything can be a euphemism if you want it hard enough.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Isn't that a double entendre rather than a euphemism?Originally posted by d000hg View PostJust about anything can be a euphemism if you want it hard enough.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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