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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View Post2) If nothing is coming the other way and a temporary traffic light has a small box on top, flash your lights to change it.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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I know some permanent lights do that on quiet roads.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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When opening an oxo cube to crumble, only rip of one corner then crush the cube in it's foil. The crushed cube will fall out through the hole and you won't have any stuck to your fingers
The quality of any accomodation is directly proportional to the flow rate of the shower. (assume a flow rate of 0 if there is no shower installed)
When having found a cheap deal via a comparison site, check what the direct price is, going direct may be cheaper and offer better "options" in terms of delivery and/or paymentCoffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI know some permanent lights do that on quiet roads.
Unless dey is stinky old skool.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI think most lights do that now. I believe they have a flow model used in peak/daytime hours, and after that, light and sound sensors control flow.
Unless dey is stinky old skool.Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostI thought permanent lights used induction sensors in the road?
I also did some work for TfL about the time the Olmpics were being bid for. Then, they were all manually controlled for soem reason, during rush hour too. Very odd.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI think some do. Most now have a little sensor on the top.
I also did some work for TfL about the time the Olmpics were being bid for. Then, they were all manually controlled for soem reason, during rush hour too. Very odd.one day at a timeComment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIf you lick your finger, then put it into an electric socket, you will get an electric shock. If you cross the fingers of the other hand, you will be safe.
scientists think its because the electrons form a 'henry field' and the adiabatic lapse rate prevents the ohms from flowing.
I wonder how it could be harnessed for the good of mankind?Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI love the concept of flowing ohms.
I wonder how it could be harnessed to make a bloody big gun?Comment
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