Happy Permie Day!

[Diver]

Been in work 3 hours, but just earned what a permie earns in a week HAHAHAHAHA

My goodness!

You are on more than £100 an hour

You have BUPA, Paid holidays, Paid sickness, shares and a pension WOW!

You get to work from home 3 days a week too!

Wanna swap jobs

[Mich the Tester]

If you ever are tempted to sell your soul to the darkside, and settle for a life of mediocrity and misery, I've one word for you.

Appraisals

Just to rub salt in the wound;

Personal Development Plan
Targets
KPIs
360 degree appraisal

[Diver]

If you ever are tempted to sell your soul to the darkside, and settle for a life of mediocrity and misery, I've one word for you.

Appraisals

I had an appraisal last week

5% salary rise £5000 more for mee

[Mich the Tester]

I had an appraisal last week

5% salary rise £5000 more for mee

That's about 50p after all the taxes and NI if you can't deduct luxury hotels and restaurants from tax.

[FiveTimes]

I had an appraisal last week

5% salary rise £5000 more for mee

was it an appraisal or was it the old "I've had enough and leaving meeting"

[Diver]

That's about 50p after all the taxes and NI if you can't deduct luxury hotels and restaurants from tax.

Er!

All travel, hotel & subsistance expenses paid when working away from home incl 45p per mille when using my own car.

I also manage my own workload.

and I know when my salary goes into my account every month, I don't have to worry about IR35 any more or whether my accounts are in on time. or investigations from Mr Revenue.

I don't have to worry about contracts or going to interviews.

I was a contractor for many years and trust me, I am far more relaxed where I am now.

Easy

Mind you, if this job went south and I couldn't find an equivalent position I would go back to contracting (Reluctantly).

[Pondlife]

Splitter!

[Mich the Tester]

Er!

All travel, hotel & subsistance expenses paid when working away from home incl 45p per mille when using my own car.

I also manage my own workload.

and I know when my salary goes into my account every month, I don't have to worry about IR35 any more or whether my accounts are in on time. or investigations from Mr Revenue.

I don't have to worry about contracts or going to interviews.

I was a contractor for many years and trust me, I am far more relaxed where I am now.

Easy

Mind you, if this job went south and I couldn't find an equivalent position I would go back to contracting (Reluctantly).

You're beginning to sound like Sasguru.


Sorry, that was unnecessary.

[Diver]

You're beginning to sound like Sasguru.


Sorry, that was unnecessary.

Ssshhh!

[russell]

My goodness!

You are on more than £100 an hour

You have BUPA, Paid holidays, Paid sickness, shares and a pension WOW!

You get to work from home 3 days a week too!

Wanna swap jobs

Enjoy bending over at anal reviews. A rent boy could also earn what you earn, doesn't mean one would want to do it.

I am earning a bag of cash while working on my plan B as I haven't go anything to do at the moment.