Saddle Sores

[realityhack]

Wiggle | dhb Earnley Padded Under Shorts Lycra Cycling Shorts

[BigTime]

Saddle may be too high, I don't know.

At the moment my legs are totally straight at the bottom of each revolution.

You should set the saddle height with your leg straight and your heel on the pedal. Wearing padded cycling shorts helps.

[d000hg]

Mrs BP said my perineum was extremely sore afterwards.

Couldn't you have figured that one out without help?

[Old Hack]

Sudocream is the savior of the long distance cyclist; slap it on as liberally as you can. I did a 34 mile ride this week, in 28 degree heat, and had forgotten my Sudocream so my arse is a red raw as MFs' is after a session with his Broker.

Just got back home and slapped on a liberal amount and went for a cheeky 10 miler along the canal and it already feels better...

[Old Hack]

Saddle may be too high, I don't know.

At the moment my legs are totally straight at the bottom of each revolution.

That's really bad for you pach. You need to have a little angle, not fully straight at the bottom, you'll shag your Achilles otherwise. I rode 500 miles with full extension and tore my tendon. Specialists say you can get 30% extra power if you 'almost' go 100%, but you need a slight bend in the knee at the bottom.

[mudskipper]

Couldn't you have figured that one out without help?

Conversation probably went something like:

BP "Ow, ow, I got a sore arse. Can you have a look for me?"
MrsBP "Oooh, your perineum is really red. Looks like a monkey's bum"
BP "My what-ineum?"
MrsBP "P-e-r-i-n-e-u-m. It's the bit between your sack and your crack".
BP "Wow - I never knew that had a name. Can you lick it better for me?".

[Paddy]

I get saddle sores on my nose.

Doc says I have to stop hanging around the Barclays bike racks

I am glad I am not the only one who thought of that

[NotAllThere]

Pacharan is appearing in the Avengers film. He plays Mighty Thor - but it wath fun wathn't it.

[Diver]

Pacharan is appearing in the Avengers film. He plays Mighty Thor - but it wath fun wathn't it.

[Old Hack]

Conversation probably went something like:

BP "Ow, ow, I got a sore arse. Can you have a look for me?"
MrsBP "Oooh, your perineum is really red. Looks like a monkey's bum"
BP "My what-ineum?"
MrsBP "P-e-r-i-n-e-u-m. It's the bit between your sack and your crack".
BP "Wow - I never knew that had a name. Can you lick it better for me?".

I had a friend explain to me that he calls it the tainter: Taint her arse, taint her fanny