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Saddle Sores
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Originally posted by pacharan View PostSaddle may be too high, I don't know.
At the moment my legs are totally straight at the bottom of each revolution.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMrs BP said my perineum was extremely sore afterwards.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Sudocream is the savior of the long distance cyclist; slap it on as liberally as you can. I did a 34 mile ride this week, in 28 degree heat, and had forgotten my Sudocream so my arse is a red raw as MFs' is after a session with his Broker.
Just got back home and slapped on a liberal amount and went for a cheeky 10 miler along the canal and it already feels better...Comment
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Originally posted by pacharan View PostSaddle may be too high, I don't know.
At the moment my legs are totally straight at the bottom of each revolution.Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostCouldn't you have figured that one out without help?
BP "Ow, ow, I got a sore arse. Can you have a look for me?"
MrsBP "Oooh, your perineum is really red. Looks like a monkey's bum"
BP "My what-ineum?"
MrsBP "P-e-r-i-n-e-u-m. It's the bit between your sack and your crack".
BP "Wow - I never knew that had a name. Can you lick it better for me?".Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI get saddle sores on my nose.
Doc says I have to stop hanging around the Barclays bike racks"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Pacharan is appearing in the Avengers film. He plays Mighty Thor - but it wath fun wathn't it.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostPacharan is appearing in the Avengers film. He plays Mighty Thor - but it wath fun wathn't it.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostConversation probably went something like:
BP "Ow, ow, I got a sore arse. Can you have a look for me?"
MrsBP "Oooh, your perineum is really red. Looks like a monkey's bum"
BP "My what-ineum?"
MrsBP "P-e-r-i-n-e-u-m. It's the bit between your sack and your crack".
BP "Wow - I never knew that had a name. Can you lick it better for me?".Comment
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