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Originally posted by GeorgeB View PostStarting to feel a bit silly now
Maybe I'll just not bother.
(wish I never mentioned the lap dancer bit now!)Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostWHS
I've been to one of these places and I can tell you the girls make a damn sight more than most of contractors here make...Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostNo. I don't expect any man to buy my perfume, not even Mr C (he doesn't even know of my last purchase...)
Perfumes are a love (and a bit of an Obsession ) for me.
I happened to mention to Mrs P a few weeks ago that my new office is right outside Jo Malone. She said "good. I have just run out. get me some".
I suppose that will teach me for being so stupid.Comment
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Originally posted by GeorgeB View PostStarting to feel a bit silly now
Maybe I'll just not bother.
(wish I never mentioned the lap dancer bit now!)
I throw in the odd porky every now and then - then when I tell the truth I don't get believed and it covers up my outrageous statements.
e.g. Mrs P is a dominatrix. True or False?Comment
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Originally posted by The Spartan View PostOne Million - Paco Rabanne
Light Blue - D & G
212 Sexy - Caroline Herrera
Obssession - Calvin Klein
Deep Red - Hugo Boss
I tend to buy perfume for the wife a lotAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why not take her by surprise and twist it a little.
Perfume Pilgrim: Exclusive tours of hidden perfume shops in London
Then a quick dinner and back to her place to try them.
Or
Factory Tour - Cotswold Perfumery
+ a nice hotel
If she still has her hand out after you organise that she is 'that kind of girl' so bang & forget - bound to teach you a few tricks and probably send you to the clap clinic.Last edited by vetran; 23 May 2012, 09:56.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostWhy not take her by surprise and twist it a little.
Perfume Pilgrim: Exclusive tours of hidden perfume shops in London
Then a quick dinner and back to her place to try them.
Or
Factory Tour - Cotswold Perfumery
+ a nice hotel
If she still has her hand out after you organise that she is 'that kind of girl' so bang & forget - bound to teach you a few tricks and probably send you to the clap clinic.
Thats actually a very good ideaComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostJust do what I do and tell everyone you lied!
I throw in the odd porky every now and then - then when I tell the truth I don't get believed and it covers up my outrageous statements.
e.g. Mrs P is a dominatrix. True or False?
I think I know the answer to that one!Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostYou need to apologise a lot? You dark horse.In Scooter we trustComment
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