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    #61
    OK,

    I got the G. Very Irrestible (version 2.0)

    If I dont give to this girl I can give it to another more serious one anyway.

    (hmmm I wonder if can claim an expense for this)

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      #62
      You are getting rinsed, see recent documentary for details.
      It isn't normally an issue, most blokes take a financial hit woman wise but in this case the aim is to never have sex with the poor sap involved and spin it out as long and lucrative as possible.
      As long as you know, it's fine but personally I would feel a right twat (not literally of course...)

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        #63
        Should follow Feynman's example if you want to treat women purely as sex-objects, you'll save a bundle.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #64
          Originally posted by lukemg View Post
          You are getting rinsed, see recent documentary for details.
          It isn't normally an issue, most blokes take a financial hit woman wise but in this case the aim is to never have sex with the poor sap involved and spin it out as long and lucrative as possible.
          As long as you know, it's fine but personally I would feel a right twat (not literally of course...)
          If you've paid for it you are entitled to it so it's a case of put out or pay out.

          Get yer nooky or your costs refunded........Simples
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #65
            **** it, I don't want to be "that guy"
            Cancelled.

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              #66
              Why not get her this
              Doing the needful since 1827

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                #67
                Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                Why not get her this
                £10!

                Now theres a viable option.

                and says it all really
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by GeorgeB View Post
                  **** it, I don't want to be "that guy"
                  Cancelled.
                  Got her number then?

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                    Got her number then?
                    If you frequent lap dancing clubs, youve probably already met her!

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                      Got her number then?
                      Obviously!

                      Why do you think he cancelled
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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