S3 will be fastest selling gadget in history

[SupremeSpod]

Can you put that in a sentence for normal people to understand

Are you holding yourself up as an example of "normal"?

What's The ******* Problem, Bitch?

[Mich the Tester]

I bought an Aldi android and I'm very pleased with it. innit.

[SupremeSpod]

I bought an Aldi android and I'm very pleased with it. innit.

Yeah but you're foreign.

[Mich the Tester]

Yeah but you're foreign.

Yep, and it's called a 'Wolfgang'.

[SupremeSpod]

Yep, and it's called a 'Wolfgang'.

Sound's like a name for a Dutch condom.

[Mich the Tester]

Sound's like a name for a Dutch condom.

No, according to urban dictionary it's a sexual practice involving bacon rashers and anus insertions.

[Halo Jones]

No, according to urban dictionary it's a sexual practice involving bacon rashers and anus insertions.

& Lashings of bacon lube no doubt

[Spacecadet]

Are you holding yourself up as an example of "normal"?

What's The ******* Problem, Bitch?

On a normality scale containing me and you, then yes I do consider myself to be at the "normal" end of the scale