Pigeons are thick...

[scooby]

Flying at full speed and wind assisted, the fricking thing has just flown in to my bedroom window. I now have a nice dust imprint of a bird shape.

I wouldnt mind, but it didnt even seem to dazed, it managed to change direction after hitting the window and fly off.

Scared the tulip out of me and the cat!

[gingerjedi]

Flying at full speed and wind assisted, the fricking thing has just flown in to my bedroom window. I now have a nice dust imprint of a bird shape.

I wouldnt mind, but it didnt even seem to dazed, it managed to change direction after hitting the window and fly off.

Scared the tulip out of me and the cat!

Can you see a little catapult in your garden?

[oscarose]

Pigeon pie?

[TimberWolf]

It can be a bit annoying when their pavement anti-collision stratagem involves walking directly in your path. They come from the side and when they detect an imminent collision (often erroneously), they walk ahead of you, only to detect another imminent collision and then fly off.

Perhaps it's related to other flight animals who will do the same thing with cars and trains and often come off the worse for it.

[NickFitz]

Why are you in bed with the cat at lunchtime?

[bless 'em all]

It can be a bit annoying when their pavement anti-collision stratagem involves walking directly in your path. They come from the side and when they detect an imminent collision (often erroneously), they walk ahead of you, only to detect another imminent collision and then fly off.

Perhaps it's related to other flight animals who will do the same thing with cars and trains and often come off the worse for it.

I hit a pigeon driving to work a while back. It was still dark. I saw a bird whoosh in front of my windscreen, but his wingmans (pardon the pun) flight-path intersected with my windscreen pillar.

I suppose the little rat was dead before it hit the floor. I was doing 70.

[sasguru]

Why are you in bed with the catamite at lunchtime?

FTFY

[scooby]

Why are you in bed with the cat at lunchtime?

I'm married, it's the nearest i get to some decent pussy...

[Scoobos]

oh dear....

[northernladuk]

Didn't know about the dust thing until I saw the picture below and seen a couple since...