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The Author formally known as SASGURU

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    The Author formally known as SASGURU

    OK new suggest a title & synopsis thread.

    What can SAS call his new book?

    A few suggestions to get you going.

    The Day of the Squirrel
    A secretive Russian developer takes over the world from his cardboard box (his sofa is on back order). Best lines "No I expect you to Search Mr Bonk." " Manners, Boobjob. I thought you always took your hat off to a lady." -

    The little shop of Tat
    The owner an ex prize fighter tries to shift a load of sleds in summer.

    One posted in the Cuckoos nest
    A newbie gets asked about plumbing & gladiators.

    Maybe we can write a novel on a bulletin board ala Lord Webber's daughter (and yes I would so long as I didn't meet the parents).
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Bridgwater Club

    The first rule of Bridgwater Club is you don't talk about Bridgwater Club
    Doing the needful since 1827

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      #3
      Day of the Cretin. An Autobiography.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        A legend in his own mind
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          How to build an eco shed.

          1. Buy normal shed
          2. lie

          How to buy a holiday home and lose (eco) shedloads.
          1. pick a country which has a very overvalued currency(like Portugal)
          2. buy home.
          Last edited by BrilloPad; 17 May 2012, 10:39.

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            #6
            A Sale of two titties.
            CUK babe exposes her box on webcam




            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              The Sas Delusion

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                #8
                How to win friends and influence ATW

                A fridge too far
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #9
                  The Guru, the Cretin, the Wife and her Lover
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    To Kill A MockingCretin

                    SKA Wars: The Cretin Strikes Back.

                    A Room With A Cretin.

                    Four Cretins and a FumingGuru.
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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