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Diver and self-amputation/mutilation

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    #41
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    In recovery mode Diver used to post 300 drivels in tpd most nights.

    Those were the good old days.
    That was when he was ripped to the tits on morphine.

    300 is merely amateur hour for some people
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      #42
      And whoever came up with Diver's custom godlike title must be a genius.
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        #43
        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        That was when he was ripped to the tits on morphine.

        300 is merely amateur hour for some people
        How does one do 300 posts in an hour? Presumanly it is only admin and MF that can do that?

        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        And whoever came up with Diver's custom godlike title must be a genius.
        yes. pure genius. but I forget. just who was it? CM I think?

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          #44
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          How does one do 300 posts in an hour? Presumanly it is only admin and MF that can do that?



          yes. pure genius. but I forget. just who was it? CM I think?


          Spod! Tell CM she's a genius

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            #45
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Working with a large radial arm saw and was notching the end of a piece of timber. The aluminium backstop broke and the timber kicked through the saw. There was a brass screw in the other end of the piece of wood that caught my glove and dragged my hand through the saw as as it kicked through. It happened in the blink of an eye.
            That's why I won't go near those things, scares the bejesus out of me.
            I do have a nice large bandsaw, much gentler although I have heard of accidents on them. There was one bloke that managed to cut himself in half on one.

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              #46
              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              And whoever came up with Diver's custom godlike title must be a genius.
              My Wife
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #47
                Originally posted by Bunk View Post


                Spod! Tell CM she's a genius
                She already knows, I think it's coz she's a genius like...

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  My Wife
                  Does that mean I have to tell CM that she's not a genius?

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                    Does that mean I have to tell CM that she's not a genius?
                    She's a lot smarter than that strange fellow she's knocking about with
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      She's a lot smarter than that strange fellow she's knocking about with
                      Dont talk about their postman like that....

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