BP are you going for the pizza with the hole in the middle?
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Diver and self-amputation/mutilation
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
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PE ain't bad if it's not full of kids. I mean it's no Pizza Hut all-you-can-eat-buffet but it's OK.Originally posted by Diver View Postor meal selection
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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You selected the meal last time and I paid for it.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am going for the most expensive if Diver is paying!
This time I select and you pay
I think Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester Mmmm!
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Diver,
glad to see a 95% recovery
what was the cause what happened ?
all the best
Milan.
p.s. nice coat that jacketComment
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Working with a large radial arm saw and was notching the end of a piece of timber. The aluminium backstop broke and the timber kicked through the saw. There was a brass screw in the other end of the piece of wood that caught my glove and dragged my hand through the saw as as it kicked through. It happened in the blink of an eye.Originally posted by milanbenes View PostDiver,
glad to see a 95% recovery
what was the cause what happened ?
all the best
Milan.
p.s. nice coat that jacketConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Probably a silly question, but did it actually hurt when it happened? I've heard people who've had similar accidents say that they didn't feel it when it happened, the pain kicked in later.Originally posted by Diver View PostWorking with a large radial arm saw and was notching the end of a piece of timber. The aluminium backstop broke and the timber kicked through the saw. There was a brass screw in the other end of the piece of wood that caught my glove and dragged my hand through the saw as as it kicked through. It happened in the blink of an eye.Comment
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Didn't feel a thing for about 3-4 minutes after it happened, then HOLY #%&?@#£ MOTHER OF GOD,Originally posted by Bunk View PostProbably a silly question, but did it actually hurt when it happened? I've heard people who've had similar accidents say that they didn't feel it when it happened, the pain kicked in later.
WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION ..What the F#+&%............
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In recovery mode Diver used to post 300 drivels in tpd most nights.
Those were the good old days.Comment
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Sorry you are too wide to fit through the door.Originally posted by Diver View PostYou selected the meal last time and I paid for it.
This time I select and you pay
I think Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester Mmmm!
You fit in McD - is that okay?
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