No jokes, it's too Sassoon

[BrilloPad]

He was a bit of a hero of mine. He spent some his youth associated with the 45 Group, essentially beating the crap out of British fascists in post-war London.

Actually, hang on a second? Why is this funny?

[Alf W]

I didn't realise it was a person. I thought it was just a shampoo brand name.

[BrilloPad]

Is he definietly dead? Are they sure the body has no vidal signs?

[NotAllThere]

I didn't realise it was a person. I thought it was just a shampoo brand name.

I thought he was a war poet.

[EternalOptimist]

I always thought he made us look good with his silly Greek name. In Britain we name our people after good horney handed trades, like Fletcher (arrows), Cooper (barrels), Butcher(meat), Thatcher(miners),
but in these wimpy forrin countries they get named after shampoo or something

[Sysman]

I thought he was a war poet.

You're thinking of Siegfried

Short back and sides please:

[Lockhouse]

I missed this. When did he become a cropper?

[nomadd]

Weak, limp, lifeless...

And he was looking so trim...