Reply to: No jokes, it's too Sassoon

[nomadd]

Weak, limp, lifeless...

And he was looking so trim...

[Lockhouse]

I missed this. When did he become a cropper?

[Sysman]

I thought he was a war poet.

You're thinking of Siegfried

Short back and sides please:

[EternalOptimist]

I always thought he made us look good with his silly Greek name. In Britain we name our people after good horney handed trades, like Fletcher (arrows), Cooper (barrels), Butcher(meat), Thatcher(miners),
but in these wimpy forrin countries they get named after shampoo or something

[NotAllThere]

I didn't realise it was a person. I thought it was just a shampoo brand name.

I thought he was a war poet.

[BrilloPad]

Is he definietly dead? Are they sure the body has no vidal signs?

[Alf W]

I didn't realise it was a person. I thought it was just a shampoo brand name.

[BrilloPad]

He was a bit of a hero of mine. He spent some his youth associated with the 45 Group, essentially beating the crap out of British fascists in post-war London.

Actually, hang on a second? Why is this funny?

[SimonMac]

Will it be an open casket showing just his head and shoulders?

[TimberWolf]

A life tragically cut short...

Gone sosoon.

[SimonMac]

Washed and Gone

[Lockhouse]

A life tragically cut short...

[TimberWolf]

He used to be famous.

[Old Greg]

FTFY

He was a bit of a hero of mine. He spent some his youth associated with the 45 Group, essentially beating the crap out of British fascists in post-war London.

[Old Hack]

I heard he'd dyed. I was told it was touch n go for a while.

Such is life, hair today, gone tomorrow, shuffled off this mortal curl, such a sad parting.