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They're big girls aren't they.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
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Nothing wrong with big but they're just plain mannish.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThey're big girls aren't they.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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"they are convinced that after this summer the British public will see that their sport is not just about sports bras and brief bikini bottoms."
They should try to sell advertising space on their bikini bottoms.Comment
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Wim likes the ones with manly hands.Originally posted by d000hg View PostNothing wrong with big but they're just plain mannish.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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My "LesDAR" just went right off the ******* scale!
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Can you tell that from their looks? Or was it the bit of the article talking about their civil partners.....Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostMy "LesDAR" just went right off the ******* scale!Comment
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Pictures of "semi-naked" women and you expect me to "read the article"? You're 'avin' a giraffe, aint'cha?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCan you tell that from their looks? Or was it the bit of the article talking about their civil partners.....
Nope, my 7th sense, cunningly known as "LesDAR"!
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Go on then... What's your sixth sense?Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostPictures of "semi-naked" women and you expect me to "read the article"? You're 'avin' a giraffe, aint'cha?
Nope, my 7th sense, cunningly known as "LesDAR"!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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