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What Porsche 911 are you driving?
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I always tend to find it's people with inferiority complexes that trot out the small penis, hairdresser's car etc but there you go!Originally posted by darmstadt View PostHmmm...

I remember back in the day a work colleague said 'what car you got?' I said an new MR2. 'Oh, a girlies car. You see lots of girls driving them.'
So I asked him what car he had. He said a sierra but always wanted a golf GTi. He never understood why I split my sides laughing in his face. Oh well.I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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I can piss faster!Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'll stick to my brand new Prius. No Carbon involved there.

Behind one of them at the traffic lights the other day. Lights turn to green and.......nothing! Well, it seemed like nothing because he must have been doing all of 4 miles an hour by the time he'd moved 100 metres.I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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You are obviously joking?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'll stick to my brand new Prius. No Carbon involved there.

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Picking up a new (well 1 year old) Peugeot 5008 on Saturday. Make sure you wave when you overtake me.Comment
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Can the poll be updated please for the new 991 variants .......
Just taken delivery of my new one - a 991 C2 Cab. Fantastic car, much better than the 997.2 I had. Really impressed.Comment
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Is 4 wheel drive worthwhile going for on 911?Originally posted by minsky1 View PostCan the poll be updated please for the new 991 variants .......
Just taken delivery of my new one - a 991 C2 Cab. Fantastic car, much better than the 997.2 I had. Really impressed.Comment
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