Getting laid

[BrilloPad]

i am going to get laid this friday - first time in three weeks.
I feel really relaxed and, to be honest, I would not be bothered if I forgot and did it a week later.

So, why bother posting all that ?

because the worst times in my fckng life were when my libido dried up, in both cases I stood to lose my sanity. and I never knew when I might lose it entirely.

so if there are any noobs reading this - get laid early get laid often

[MarillionFan]

Er. Thanks. If you're going for a tommy at some point today, there's no need to tell us.

[BrilloPad]

Er. Thanks. If you're going for a tommy at some point today, there's no need to tell us.

Fair enough. Though I will discuss each bowel movement of my children in full technicolour.

HTH

[Sockpuppet]

Congratulations. Here have a medal.

[EternalOptimist]

I was told by one 'partner' that I was going to get laid after a 30 day wait, but then she went tits up, and I ended up not getting laid at all.
cost me £2,000

always make sure you get laid weekly, and have a little celebration when you get laid for the first time

[BrilloPad]

I was told by one 'partner' that I was going to get laid after a 30 day wait, but then she went tits up, and I ended up not getting laid at all.
cost me £2,000

always make sure you get laid weekly, and have a little celebration when you get laid for the first time

At my age I often need to exercise my right to substitution.

[northernladuk]

At my age I often need to exercise my right to substitution.

Form a relay team instead. Mrs BP will be very pleased.

[Pogle]

Every now and then, against my better judgment I read a thread on CUK and wish I hadn't

I was convinced this was going to be about parquet flooring or something.. right I'm off back to see KP2's tits

[MarillionFan]

Form a relay team instead. Mrs BP will be very pleased.

Why are you assuming it's Mrs BP. With the certainity of the day and time it has to be Wim or NorthernladyZ

[BrilloPad]

Why are you assuming it's Mrs BP. With the certainity of the day and time it has to be Wim or NorthernladyZ

Don't forget our rendezvous at 10am tomorrow.