Getting laid

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BrilloPad replied

1 May 2012, 19:28
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Why are you assuming it's Mrs BP. With the certainity of the day and time it has to be Wim or NorthernladyZ

Don't forget our rendezvous at 10am tomorrow.
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MarillionFan replied

1 May 2012, 19:15
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Form a relay team instead. Mrs BP will be very pleased.

Why are you assuming it's Mrs BP. With the certainity of the day and time it has to be Wim or NorthernladyZ
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Pogle replied

1 May 2012, 18:57
Every now and then, against my better judgment I read a thread on CUK and wish I hadn't

I was convinced this was going to be about parquet flooring or something.. right I'm off back to see KP2's tits
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northernladuk replied

1 May 2012, 13:41
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

At my age I often need to exercise my right to substitution.

Form a relay team instead. Mrs BP will be very pleased.
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BrilloPad replied

1 May 2012, 13:35
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I was told by one 'partner' that I was going to get laid after a 30 day wait, but then she went tits up, and I ended up not getting laid at all.
cost me £2,000

always make sure you get laid weekly, and have a little celebration when you get laid for the first time

At my age I often need to exercise my right to substitution.
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EternalOptimist replied

1 May 2012, 11:59
I was told by one 'partner' that I was going to get laid after a 30 day wait, but then she went tits up, and I ended up not getting laid at all.
cost me £2,000

always make sure you get laid weekly, and have a little celebration when you get laid for the first time
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Sockpuppet replied

1 May 2012, 09:24
Congratulations. Here have a medal.
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BrilloPad replied

1 May 2012, 09:06
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Er. Thanks. If you're going for a tommy at some point today, there's no need to tell us.

Fair enough. Though I will discuss each bowel movement of my children in full technicolour.

HTH
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MarillionFan replied

1 May 2012, 09:01
Er. Thanks. If you're going for a tommy at some point today, there's no need to tell us.
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BrilloPad started a topic Getting laid

1 May 2012, 08:57
Getting laid

i am going to get laid this friday - first time in three weeks.
I feel really relaxed and, to be honest, I would not be bothered if I forgot and did it a week later.

So, why bother posting all that ?

because the worst times in my fckng life were when my libido dried up, in both cases I stood to lose my sanity. and I never knew when I might lose it entirely.

so if there are any noobs reading this - get laid early get laid often
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