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Originally posted by Sands of Time View PostIt ain't all bad - she's good at ironing!Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostThey always do in the early days, give it a few months.
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I seem to have the same outlook on relationships as contracts - extensions are good, however, if it's not enjoyable anymore - 'jobserve'...
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Originally posted by Sands of Time View PostTrue...
I seem to have the same outlook on relationships as contracts - extensions are good, however, if it's not enjoyable anymore - 'www dot alt dot com'...
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BTW the link is NSFWComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWim. You make Dale Winton and Quentin Crisp look like the Krays you're so queer. You're so repressed, Mr Tumulus wonders how you got a prime position in that cupboard. With the last rep you left me, even Oedipus refers to a Wim complex.
<Subtle Hint> Queer as nine pence</Subtle hint>
You really need to understand that camp doesn't mean gay and gay doesn't mean camp.Comment
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Originally posted by ZuiderZee View PostErrr do you know anything about the Krays?
<Subtle Hint> Queer as nine pence</Subtle hint>
You really need to understand that camp doesn't mean gay and gay doesn't mean camp.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNo. But that fella from Spandau Ballet looked a bit of a raver.Comment
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