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They always do in the early days, give it a few months.Originally posted by Sands of Time View PostIt ain't all bad - she's good at ironing!Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostThey always do in the early days, give it a few months.
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I seem to have the same outlook on relationships as contracts - extensions are good, however, if it's not enjoyable anymore - 'jobserve'...
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FTFYOriginally posted by Sands of Time View PostTrue...
I seem to have the same outlook on relationships as contracts - extensions are good, however, if it's not enjoyable anymore - 'www dot alt dot com'...
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Errr do you know anything about the Krays?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWim. You make Dale Winton and Quentin Crisp look like the Krays you're so queer. You're so repressed, Mr Tumulus wonders how you got a prime position in that cupboard. With the last rep you left me, even Oedipus refers to a Wim complex.
<Subtle Hint> Queer as nine pence</Subtle hint>
You really need to understand that camp doesn't mean gay and gay doesn't mean camp.Comment
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No. But that fella from Spandau Ballet looked a bit of a raver.Originally posted by ZuiderZee View PostErrr do you know anything about the Krays?
<Subtle Hint> Queer as nine pence</Subtle hint>
You really need to understand that camp doesn't mean gay and gay doesn't mean camp.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Errrr which of the two from Spandau Ballet is the one from Spandau Ballet?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNo. But that fella from Spandau Ballet looked a bit of a raver.
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