Are you in "Thick People File"?

[AtW]

A man who sold counterfeit medicines, including Viagra, has been told to hand over more than £14m by Southwark Crown Court.

He kept customer's details in a folder entitled the "Thick People File".

The Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA) said it was the largest confiscation order against a dealer in fake medicines.

Simon Hickman, from Tameside in Manchester, was sentenced to two years in jail in June 2009.

He ran an illegal online pharmacy which sold counterfeit and unlicensed drugs for erectile dysfunction.

A six year investigation by the MHRA and the North West Regional Asset Recovery Team uncovered a lavish lifestyle involving luxury cars and properties.

The court found that he made £15.4m from his dealings and ordered him to pay £14.4m. He has been given six months to pay.

Danny Lee-Frost, the head of operations, enforcement at the MHRA, said: "The granting of this order today demonstrates the MHRA's commitment to ensuring that those responsible for the sale and supply of fake and unlicensed medicines will not benefit from their criminality.

"Fake medicines can be dangerous and the MHRA are determined to protect patients."

BBC News - Fake Viagra dealer told to hand over £14m

[xoggoth]

Can't be as thick as those who buy drugs to enlarge the old fella. What makes them think it will enlarge that and not their ears? Just got another one in my spam box:

Penis Enlargement Pills - $59.95 - Enlarge your penis size up to 3-4 Inches in length and up to 25% in girth with most powerful and 100% Natural and Safe Max-Penis Enlargement Pills. Risk free 60-day money back guarantee.

How do they know I have a pathetically small willy? That's what I want to know!

[EternalOptimist]

How do they know I have a pathetically small willy? That's what I want to know!

You're in the small and thin peoples file probbly

[OwlHoot]

A man who sold counterfeit medicines, including Viagra, has been told to hand over more than £14m by Southwark Crown Court.

He kept customer's details in a folder entitled the "Thick People File". ...

Drive down practically any road in the country and count the number of people who drive straight into their narrow driveway, instead of reversing in, and so later have to reverse out gingerly into busy traffic, probably not being able to see properly and quite possibly with young kids in the back.

There must be millions of them, and any of them could be, or deserve to be, in this guy's Thick People File. Unfortunately they're even more likely to be on the Voting register

[AtW]

Drive down practically any road in the country and count the number of people who drive straight into their narrow driveway, instead of reversing in, and so later have to reverse out gingerly into busy traffic, probably not being able to see properly and quite possibly with young kids in the back.

There must be millions of them, and any of them could be, or deserve to be, in this guy's Thick People File. Unfortunately they're even more likely to be on the Voting register

Are you saying that buying authentic viagra (tm) would solve it?

[doodab]

The court found that he made £15.4m from his dealings and ordered him to pay £14.4m. He has been given six months to pay.

Danny Lee-Frost, the head of operations, enforcement at the MHRA, said: "The granting of this order today demonstrates the MHRA's commitment to ensuring that those responsible for the sale and supply of fake and unlicensed medicines will not benefit from their criminality.

How the ****ing **** is letting him keep a million quid demonstrating a commitment to ensuring he doesn't benefit from his criminality?

[gingerjedi]

Not me, 41 years old and I can still muster a broom handle without medication.

[bless 'em all]

Not me, 41 years old and I can still muster a broom handle without medication.

42 on Tuesday and still going strong. No chemicals needed!

[gingerjedi]

42 on Tuesday and still going strong. No chemicals needed!

Glad to see I'm in good company.

It helps having a younger wife who looks after herself.

[Diver]

I told my wife today as she was talking about perfumes being attractive to men, that all she needed to invent was a perfume that smelled of fresh coffe, fresh baked bred, fresh baked biscuits & cake and she'd have to beat men off with a stick