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    AICM

    I have always loved CUK's ability to use memes in everyday situations. The one I always like is 'You are xxxx and I claim my'.

    I have always believed this was a CUK only meme, but it transpires it is not & goes back to the 1920s.

    Urban Dictionary: AICM

    These are the ones from CUK.

    AmcDonald to Thunderlizard with "You are Alan Partridge and I claim my block of cheese"
    BA to the Starts to Darmstadt with "You are El Duder and I claim my 5 cans of Sprite"
    Basehead to Dude69 with "You are Paul McCartney and I claim my free Magical Mystery Tour."
    BGG to AtW with "You are Dr Gaius Baltar and I claim my 5 Cylon Pennie"
    Brownissue to Lexington Spurs with "you are hercule poirot and I claim my 5 belgian francs"
    Chef to Brillopad with "You are Wilmslow's dad and I claim my pair of p!ss stained slippers"
    Chef to Gricer with "you are George McFly and I claim my free pair of peeping tom binoculars."
    Churchill to Brillopad with "You are "Lucy" and I claim my £5 sterling!"
    Churchill to Cliphead with "You are David Gates and I claim my 5 English pounds, none of that Scots dodgy stuff!"
    Churchill to Sasguru with "You are DodgyAgent and I claim my fist full of tenners!"
    Churchill to Wilmslow with "You are a pre-op SandyDown and I claim my £5. Watch those ovaries"
    Clippy to AtW with "You are a deluded immigrant of eastern european descent and I claim my 5 roubles."
    DBABloke to Churchill with "You are Jim Davidson, and I claim my £5 from one of your battered ex-wives' alimony payments"
    Discostu to Faqqer with "You are milanbenes and I claim my 5 memories of when the grass was greener"
    Discostu to Pondlife with "You are milan benes and I claim my 5 grey Passats"
    Gingerjedi to Wobbegong with "You are Reginald Perrin and I claim my 5 Sunshine Desserts."
    HyperD to Jeebo72 with "You are Homer Simpson and I claim my 5 Duff tokens"
    MF to Brillopad with "You are David Starkey and I claim my five silverage comics."
    MF to Diver with "You are Paddy Doherty and I claim my two gypsy weddings, one punchup, one caravan and all the lead back off the church roof."
    MF to Old Greg with "You are a five year old boy who likes to"
    MF to Old Greg with "ou are Josef Fritzl and I claim my 5 Austrian groats."
    Mich to Le Rosbif with "You are Menelaus and I claim my free 'leave my wallet alone' voucher."
    Minestrone to Kandr with "You are Incognito and I claim my free Ibrox poppy appea"
    Minestrone to Markmm with "You are Stuart Broad and I claim my free three wickets"
    Moose to Zeity with "You are Klarg of Gorn and I claim my £5!"
    Old Greg to _V_ with "You are CyberCretin's Civil Partner and I claim my fiver."
    Oracleslave to Dude69 with "You are Bagpuss and I claim my 5 free transvestite pegging sessions"
    Oraclesmith to Helios with "You are John Armstrong and I claim my free U-Fit double glazed conservatory."
    Oraclslave to Discostu with "You are the hoff and I claim my 5 turbo boosts"
    Pickle2 to Churchill with "You are William Hague and I claim my five free beluga caviar topped yorkshire puddings"
    Platypus to Denny with "You are a Spambot and I claim my 500 spam messages per day"
    Pondlife to Space cadet with "You are Antony Worrall Thompson and I claim my £5 worth of stolen cheese."
    RC to Riiiich with "You are Parsley the Lion and I claim my five chives."
    Ruprect to Doodab with "You are AtW (only he cares enough about rep) and I claim my five rations of salo"
    Sasguru to EO with "You are Baggy and I claim my 5 mini puncture repair kits"
    Sasguru to Timberwolf with "You are Gricerboy/Threaded and I claim my 5 steam locos."
    Simonmac to Minestrone with "You are Neil Lennon and I claim my £5!"
    Simonmac to Paddy with "You are Silvio Berlusconi and I claim my five happy endings!"
    Suity to EO with "You are troll and I claim my 5 free sockies"
    Suity to Freelance75 with "you are Michael Carroll and I claim my 5 free sovereign rings"
    Suity to Milanbenes with "You are Timothy Baron-Morgan and I claim my free Dungeon party."
    Zeity to Pacharan with "You are Alvin Straight and I claim my 5 New Drachmas"
    Zippy to Hab with "You are Cyberman and I claim my eternal damnation"
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I have always believed this was a CUK only meme, but it transpires it is not & goes back to the 1920s.

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      #3
      The name Lobby Lud came from the Westminster Gazette's telegraphic address: Lobby as in Parliamentary lobbies and Lud from Ludgate.

      Last edited by Paddy; 26 April 2012, 20:38.
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        Interesting. I thought we'd nicked it from Private Eye.
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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          I have always loved CUK's ability to use memes in everyday situations. The one I always like is 'You are xxxx and I claim my'.

          I am an uneducated heathen and believed this acronym was a CUK only meme, but it transpires it is not & goes back to the 1920s.
          FTFY although I thought it came from the Mirror in the 1950's rather than pre WW2.
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #6
            Sad fat chunt in need of therapy

            State the obvious here with a snappy and witty reply. Oh wait...
            Me, me, me...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
              Sad fat chunt in need of therapy
              aye.
              was that it ? you are ... and I claim my...


              I cant believe I waited up for that. what a plonker



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                #8
                I assume you are bored tonight?
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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