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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostSad fat chunt in need of therapy
was that it ? you are ... and I claim my...
I cant believe I waited up for that. what a plonker
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Sad fat chunt in need of therapy
State the obvious here with a snappy and witty reply. Oh wait...
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI have always loved CUK's ability to use memes in everyday situations. The one I always like is 'You are xxxx and I claim my'.
I am an uneducated heathen and believed this acronym was a CUK only meme, but it transpires it is not & goes back to the 1920s.
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AICM
I have always loved CUK's ability to use memes in everyday situations. The one I always like is 'You are xxxx and I claim my'.
I have always believed this was a CUK only meme, but it transpires it is not & goes back to the 1920s.
Urban Dictionary: AICM
These are the ones from CUK.
AmcDonald to Thunderlizard with "You are Alan Partridge and I claim my block of cheese"
BA to the Starts to Darmstadt with "You are El Duder and I claim my 5 cans of Sprite"
Basehead to Dude69 with "You are Paul McCartney and I claim my free Magical Mystery Tour."
BGG to AtW with "You are Dr Gaius Baltar and I claim my 5 Cylon Pennie"
Brownissue to Lexington Spurs with "you are hercule poirot and I claim my 5 belgian francs"
Chef to Brillopad with "You are Wilmslow's dad and I claim my pair of p!ss stained slippers"
Chef to Gricer with "you are George McFly and I claim my free pair of peeping tom binoculars."
Churchill to Brillopad with "You are "Lucy" and I claim my £5 sterling!"
Churchill to Cliphead with "You are David Gates and I claim my 5 English pounds, none of that Scots dodgy stuff!"
Churchill to Sasguru with "You are DodgyAgent and I claim my fist full of tenners!"
Churchill to Wilmslow with "You are a pre-op SandyDown and I claim my £5. Watch those ovaries"
Clippy to AtW with "You are a deluded immigrant of eastern european descent and I claim my 5 roubles."
DBABloke to Churchill with "You are Jim Davidson, and I claim my £5 from one of your battered ex-wives' alimony payments"
Discostu to Faqqer with "You are milanbenes and I claim my 5 memories of when the grass was greener"
Discostu to Pondlife with "You are milan benes and I claim my 5 grey Passats"
Gingerjedi to Wobbegong with "You are Reginald Perrin and I claim my 5 Sunshine Desserts."
HyperD to Jeebo72 with "You are Homer Simpson and I claim my 5 Duff tokens"
MF to Brillopad with "You are David Starkey and I claim my five silverage comics."
MF to Diver with "You are Paddy Doherty and I claim my two gypsy weddings, one punchup, one caravan and all the lead back off the church roof."
MF to Old Greg with "You are a five year old boy who likes to"
MF to Old Greg with "ou are Josef Fritzl and I claim my 5 Austrian groats."
Mich to Le Rosbif with "You are Menelaus and I claim my free 'leave my wallet alone' voucher."
Minestrone to Kandr with "You are Incognito and I claim my free Ibrox poppy appea"
Minestrone to Markmm with "You are Stuart Broad and I claim my free three wickets"
Moose to Zeity with "You are Klarg of Gorn and I claim my £5!"
Old Greg to _V_ with "You are CyberCretin's Civil Partner and I claim my fiver."
Oracleslave to Dude69 with "You are Bagpuss and I claim my 5 free transvestite pegging sessions"
Oraclesmith to Helios with "You are John Armstrong and I claim my free U-Fit double glazed conservatory."
Oraclslave to Discostu with "You are the hoff and I claim my 5 turbo boosts"
Pickle2 to Churchill with "You are William Hague and I claim my five free beluga caviar topped yorkshire puddings"
Platypus to Denny with "You are a Spambot and I claim my 500 spam messages per day"
Pondlife to Space cadet with "You are Antony Worrall Thompson and I claim my £5 worth of stolen cheese."
RC to Riiiich with "You are Parsley the Lion and I claim my five chives."
Ruprect to Doodab with "You are AtW (only he cares enough about rep) and I claim my five rations of salo"
Sasguru to EO with "You are Baggy and I claim my 5 mini puncture repair kits"
Sasguru to Timberwolf with "You are Gricerboy/Threaded and I claim my 5 steam locos."
Simonmac to Minestrone with "You are Neil Lennon and I claim my £5!"
Simonmac to Paddy with "You are Silvio Berlusconi and I claim my five happy endings!"
Suity to EO with "You are troll and I claim my 5 free sockies"
Suity to Freelance75 with "you are Michael Carroll and I claim my 5 free sovereign rings"
Suity to Milanbenes with "You are Timothy Baron-Morgan and I claim my free Dungeon party."
Zeity to Pacharan with "You are Alvin Straight and I claim my 5 New Drachmas"
Zippy to Hab with "You are Cyberman and I claim my eternal damnation"Tags: None
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