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    #31
    Dear NLUK

    Am I cut out to be a contractor?

    Kind regards
    k2p2

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      #32
      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
      Dear NLUK

      Am I cut out to be a contractor?

      Kind regards
      k2p2
      NLUK has aked me to answer this one.

      Have you considered prostitution as a career choice?

      If so you are eminently suited for the role of contractor
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #33
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        NLUK has aked me to answer this one.

        Have you considered prostitution as a career choice?

        If so you are eminently suited for the role of contractor
        Is this the new contractor entity test? I thought there were supposed to be 12 questions. With weightings.

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          #34
          Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
          Is this the new contractor entity test? I thought there were supposed to be 12 questions. With weightings.
          Just 2 questions and answering No to either means that you are destined for a life of permiedom and mediocrity

          1. Have you considered prostitution as a career choice?

          2. Would you sell your children?

          I'm a permie

          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #35
            Dear NLUK,

            1. Should I Opt-in or Opt-out?
            2. Can I trust Agents?
            3. Should I hand my notice in first, or find a contract first?
            4. What's a Warchest?

            And finally...

            5. Should I Use Search?
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              #36
              Dear NLUK,

              Following the excellent advice you gave to my previous questions, I have now landed my first contract.

              Question: Should I do the cleaning lady?
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                #37
                Dear NLUK,

                Following the excellent advice you gave to my previous question, I have now lost my virginity.

                Question: How do I become a RepWhore?
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