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[nomadd]

Dear NLUK,

Following the excellent advice you gave to my previous question, I have now lost my virginity.

Question: How do I become a RepWhore?

[nomadd]

Dear NLUK,

Following the excellent advice you gave to my previous questions, I have now landed my first contract.

Question: Should I do the cleaning lady?

[nomadd]

Dear NLUK,

1. Should I Opt-in or Opt-out?
2. Can I trust Agents?
3. Should I hand my notice in first, or find a contract first?
4. What's a Warchest?

And finally...

5. Should I Use Search?

[Diver]

Is this the new contractor entity test? I thought there were supposed to be 12 questions. With weightings.

Just 2 questions and answering No to either means that you are destined for a life of permiedom and mediocrity

1. Have you considered prostitution as a career choice?

2. Would you sell your children?

I'm a permie

[mudskipper]

NLUK has aked me to answer this one.

Have you considered prostitution as a career choice?

If so you are eminently suited for the role of contractor

Is this the new contractor entity test? I thought there were supposed to be 12 questions. With weightings.

[Diver]

Dear NLUK

Am I cut out to be a contractor?

Kind regards
k2p2

NLUK has aked me to answer this one.

Have you considered prostitution as a career choice?

If so you are eminently suited for the role of contractor

[mudskipper]

Dear NLUK

Am I cut out to be a contractor?

Kind regards
k2p2

[BrilloPad]

I did hear rumours to that effect.

an I'll swear on a stack of bibles the rumours are true

And I promise not to tell them all you are a muslim. And your real name is Osama.

[Old Greg]

I thought the Bridgwater fight was going to be in a cage? Surely we aren't going to get much support in a cottage?

Depends on the cottage.

[Diver]

That's because he's too emotionally incompetent to tell you that he wants you to give them both up.

He's planning a cottage for you both in Bridgwater.

I did hear rumours to that effect.

an I'll swear on a stack of bibles the rumours are true

[BrilloPad]

He's planning a cottage for you both in Bridgwater.

I thought the Bridgwater fight was going to be in a cage? Surely we aren't going to get much support in a cottage?

[Old Greg]

Do I stop sleeping with SupremeSpod or NLUK or both? MF says he will stop sleeping with me if I give up either of them.

That's because he's too emotionally incompetent to tell you that he wants you to give them both up.

He's planning a cottage for you both in Bridgwater.

[BrilloPad]

Stop sleeping with him. You have a reasonable idea of where he's been so don't be surprised when the infection progresses to incontinence.

NLUK

Do I stop sleeping with SupremeSpod or NLUK or both? MF says he will stop sleeping with me if I give up either of them.

[Old Greg]

Dear NLUK,

SupremeSpod says I am a bedwetter. Am I? If so, what can I do to stop this?

Cheers
Brillo

Stop sleeping with him. You have a reasonable idea of where he's been so don't be surprised when the infection progresses to incontinence.

NLUK

[SupremeSpod]

What would the fun in that be?

I doubt anything would stop you calling me a bedwetter. If there was, I would probably ask you rather than NLUK. And then you would decide I was sensitive and go on about it even more....

Who Sir, Me Sir? No Sir.

Consider the subject closed.

For Now