Dear NLUK,
Following the excellent advice you gave to my previous question, I have now lost my virginity.
Question: How do I become a RepWhore?
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Dear NLUK,
Following the excellent advice you gave to my previous questions, I have now landed my first contract.
Question: Should I do the cleaning lady?
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Dear NLUK,
1. Should I Opt-in or Opt-out?
2. Can I trust Agents?
3. Should I hand my notice in first, or find a contract first?
4. What's a Warchest?
And finally...
5. Should I Use Search?
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostIs this the new contractor entity test? I thought there were supposed to be 12 questions. With weightings.
1. Have you considered prostitution as a career choice?
2. Would you sell your children?
I'm a permie
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Originally posted by Diver View PostNLUK has aked me to answer this one.
Have you considered prostitution as a career choice?
If so you are eminently suited for the role of contractor
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThat's because he's too emotionally incompetent to tell you that he wants you to give them both up.
He's planning a cottage for you both in Bridgwater.
an I'll swear on a stack of bibles the rumours are true
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDo I stop sleeping with SupremeSpod or NLUK or both? MF says he will stop sleeping with me if I give up either of them.
He's planning a cottage for you both in Bridgwater.
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostStop sleeping with him. You have a reasonable idea of where he's been so don't be surprised when the infection progresses to incontinence.
NLUK
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDear NLUK,
SupremeSpod says I am a bedwetter. Am I? If so, what can I do to stop this?
Cheers
Brillo
NLUK
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat would the fun in that be?
I doubt anything would stop you calling me a bedwetter. If there was, I would probably ask you rather than NLUK. And then you would decide I was sensitive and go on about it even more....
Consider the subject closed.
For Now
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